you know what they say...

Here's a wee snippet of an amusing lunchtime phone conversation Kevin and I had today:

Kev: I'm going to the chiropractor today at 5:30.

Me: That's good. I can't wait for my appointment.

Kev: So, what are we doing for dinner tonight?

Me: I don't know, but I need real food because I don't think I can keep eating chocolate cake and banana bread for dinner.

Kev: You had cake? I had cake too. We celebrated Scotch Brite's 50th anniversary today!

Me: (silence) Your job makes me sad.

Kev: Yeah, haha.

Me: We should make stir-fry tonight. With the seitan, not the pork.

Kev: No pork?!

Me: We had beef stew yesterday, and I'm supposed to be a vegetarian!

Kev: Yeah, I was just really looking forward to the pork.

Me: Well, you can have it next week with some vegetables or something.

Kev: (silence) Well, you know what they say...save your pork for a rainy day!

Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

We're riveting, I know.